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Big, Blonde And BeautifulMOTORMOUTHOnce upon a timeGirl i was just like youNever let my extra largeLargesse shine throughHair was brown and nappyNever had no funI hid under a bushelWhich is easier said than done!Then one day my grandmaWho was big and stoutShe said you gotta love yourselfFrom inside outAnd just as soon as i learnedHow to strut my funky stuffI found out that the world at largeCant get enough so...Bring on that pecan piePour some sugar on itSugar don't be shyScoop me up a messOf that chocolate swirlDon't be stingy,I'm a growing girl1 offer big loveWith no apologyHow can i deny the worldThe most of meI am not afraidTo throw my weight aroundPound by pound by poundBecause i'mBig, blonde and beautifulThere is nothin' 'bout meThat's unsuitableNo one wants a mealThat only offers the leastWhen girl we're servin' upThe whole damn feastSlice off a pieceOf that hog head cheeseThen take a look insideMy book of recipesNow, don't you sniff aroundFor something fluffy and lightI need a man who bringsA man-size... AppetiteI'll use a pinch of sugarAnd a dash of spiceI'll let ya lick the spoonBecause it tastes so niceI'll keep it in my oven'Til it's good and hotKeep on stirring til it hits the spotBecause i'm...Big, blonde and beautifulAnd Edna girl, you're lookin' soRecruitableWhy sit in the bleachersTimid and afraidWhen Edna,You can be your own parade!TRACYSo? How 'bout it, Mama?EDNAWell, I am big, I am blonde... ish, and if you sayI'm beautiful, I guess I'm beautiful. OK, I'll do it!ALLYeaaa!Look out old BaltimoreWe're marching in'And we ain't shufflin'Through that old back doorEDNAAnd Tracy, i will join the fightIf i can keep up this paceWILBURAnd girls, i'll be right at your sideIf i can find some spaceMOTORMOUTHSo you canHold your head upJust as big as ya pleaseYou know they'll hear me knockin'With the two of these!MOTORMOUTH & ENSEMBLETomorrow, side by sideWe'll show the world what's rightEDNALooks like i'm touchin' up my roots tonight!MOTORMOUTH & ENSEMBLEThen we'll beBig, blonde and beautifulIt's time to face the factIt's irrefutableCan't ya hear that rumbling?That's our hunger to be freeIt's time to fin'ly tasteEqualityCOUNCIL MOTHERS & DAUGHTERSOn mother/daughter dayWhere thin is in,We're white as woolMOTORMOUTHWell ladies, big is back!And as for black, it's...MOTORMOUTH & ENSEMBLE...Beautiful!!MOTORMOUTHAll shapes and sizes, follow meEDNALet's bust their chops!VELMAQuick, cali the cops!MOTORMOUTH & PROTESTERSWe're gonna dance our way to victory!And get us on TV!PROTESTERS2...4...6...8...TV'S got to integrate!COUNCIL MEMBERSStay away! This isn't Negro Day!(Police sirens wail. Whistles blow. As the protesters continue their march, they are loaded into the addy wagon.)MOTORMOUTHYou bet i'm big!EDNA (pulling on Velmas hair)This blond is gray!LINKTracy, this was beautiful!MOTORMOUTHBig, blonde, and beautiful leads the way!ENSEMBLENo one's getting on TV today!
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